Nobody said they’re mutually exclusive.

Are you buying an iPhone 7 because you’re smart, or because you’re insecure and vain?

Now available as a GIF. Still waiting for Blu-ray.

Insomnia’s only a thing if being awake bothers you.

Building a smart bugout bag seems easy enough, but where the hell do you plug in your damn blow dryer?

How many technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, if it’s 1500 feet in the air.

This author’s answer will surprise you.

If you’re mired in a mid-week mope, let someone with bigger problems turn your frown upside-down.