Diamond Joe is making sure The Donald gets the welcome he deserves.

We’re obviously not gonna get a decent president for all our efforts as citizens, so let’s at least snag some swag.

You might as well get used to it, you’ll probably be seeing it for the next four years.

How searching Amazon for books about liquid assets turned into more of a shitshow than the election itself.

But not in the way you’re thinking, and not by the parties you’d expect.

And perhaps more importantly, what will he WEAR?

Getting nauseous just THINKING about voting for Hillary or Donald? Fear not, there are dozens of independents to choose from.

Apparently poor design is not partisan.