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Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

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“My name is John Hams and I’m a sex addict.”

And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle’s first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever. John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it’s not long before John’s new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs.

Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy?

The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It’s a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views. I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can’t help but stare. Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb’s hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.

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Additional Information

Author

Dr. Chuck Tingle

Binding

Paperback

EAN

9781517103156

EANList

9781517103156

ISBN

1517103150

ItemDimensions

900, hundredths-inches, 600, hundredths-inches, 36, hundredths-pounds, 26, hundredths-inches

Label

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Languages

English, Published, English, Original Language, English, Unknown

Manufacturer

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

MPN

black & white illustrations

NumberOfItems

1

NumberOfPages

114

PackageDimensions

26, hundredths-inches, 900, hundredths-inches, 50, hundredths-pounds, 600, hundredths-inches

PartNumber

black & white illustrations

ProductGroup

Book

ProductTypeName

ABIS_BOOK

PublicationDate

2015-08-29

Publisher

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Studio

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

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