The guillotine may seem brutal, but it beats getting your limbs broken while spinning around on a wooden wheel in the central square.
The guillotine may seem brutal, but it beats getting your limbs broken while spinning around on a wooden wheel in the central square.
Sometimes a digital picture frame and brunch at Appleby’s just won’t cut it.
It’s a fine line between secret admirer and stalker, and these Valentine gift ideas walk that line.
From beef jerky briefs to the latest edition of “Wieners Gone Wild”, our list of Valentine gift ideas for that militia man you love is “all that, and a bag of dicks”.
You probably thought that since it’s literally the day before Christmas, we’d knock it off with the gift ideas. ARE YOU KIDDING? We’re not done shopping OURSELVES.
From gas masks, body armor, and fencing supplies, to mental health resources and fragrances, we’ve got you covered.
Our primary concern is merely to spread a little holiday cheer.
Join us, as we plunge into the strange and terrifying depths of cross-recommendations in Amazon’s “Sexual Wellness” shopping section.
