If you ask anyone outside the midwest (maybe Indiana, specifically) if they’d like to do some corn holin’, I’d venture to guess that you’d get some raised eyebrows. C’mon. Admit it. You know what you think it is. Or you think you know what you think it is, but don’t really want to think about what it is, because in your mind it’s some disgusting thing that uncle Clem asks you to do behind the shed. It’s funny how the words “uncle” and “shed” take on such ominous overtones when used together, isn’t it? Anyway, get your filthy urban hipster mind out of the gutter. Corn holin’ is a fun family tradition with a respectable history that stretches back even farther than Hillbilly Horseshoes. Since you didn’t actually know what corn holin’ is, we reckon you also don’t know that one nice thing to have if you’re gonna do some of it is a fancy cornole cover. So we’ve rounded up a few, so when you finally get over your big-city pretensions, you can corn hole in style. But before we commence to cornhole coverin’, here’s some handy terminology:

Cornholin’ Terminology 101

Back door or Dirty Rollup: A cornhole that goes over the top of a blocker and into the hole.
Cornado: When a player dominates a game in such a way that they destroy everyone in their wake.
Cornament: A cornhole tournament
Cornfusion: When players or teams cannot agree on the scoring of a given inning.
Cornhole or Drano: A bag that falls in the hole, which is worth three points.
Cornholio: Four cornholes by a single player in a single round.
Cornstar: A person who defines supreme confidence, nearly divine ability, and a frequent disregard for authority.
Cow pie: A bag lands on the board, which is worth one point.
Dadhole: A bag that goes “nothing but hole” even though there is a “blocker” and “backstop”.
Dirty bag: A bag that is on the ground or is hanging off the board touching the ground.
Nothing But Hole: An expression that means the bag passed through the cornhole without touching the rim.
Shortbag: When a bag lands on the ground just before the cornhole board.

If You Hate The Gubmint

Uncle Sam will have to pry your bag from your cold, dead corn hole with these stylish Second Amendment covers.

If You Lub The Gubmint

What better way to show your love for God and country than by throwing your cornhole bag into a hole in the flag?

If You Hate Bambi

Well, Bambi’s dad, to be more precise. But when you score a Nothing But Hole  with your thirty-ought-six to bag some dinner, Bambi won’t be doing so well either.

When Your Cornhole Is A Burnin’

Your opponents will probably be shortbaggin’ the whole match for fear of their bag hittin’ your flamin’ cornhole.

You Got Beer On My Cornhole

We think a moonshine motif would probably sell better, but here you go, some cornholin’, with good head.

Why You Gotta Go There?

It was inevitable that someone would have to reach for the low-hanging fruit here, and they did.

Glory In The Highest

We’re not even.

Back To Roots?

To be fair, according to Wikipedia, the term is apparently derived from “the practice in the days of the outhouse of using dried corn cobs for toilet paper”, so this design motif may get right to the bottom of the matter.

Cornhole Basics, for the Cornhole-less

We almost forgot! There’s a darn good chance that y’all don’t even have some cornholes to cover! Rectify that with the GoSports Regulation Size Wooden CornHole

The Reassuring Sound of a “Nothing But Hole”

Let’s face it, if you’re wasted enough that you ended up cornholing, you probably can’t even see where you’re tossing your cornbag. With these CornHoller Cornhole Audio Thingies, you can hear where you are.