One thing that seems to have been completely overlooked in all those twentieth century ads and magazine articles about the future of robots and automation was the amazing potential of robuttocks. Whether for leisure, commerce, or some odd combination of the two, there seems to be no end to the possibilities! Have a seat while we guide you through the latest in butt robots, moving from scientific through leisure applications as we go.

IMPORTANT NOTE: The section lower on the page is seriously NSFW, unless you work in a sex toy shop.

Medical Butt Robot

This sophisticated gizmo got a lot of spin earlier this year. While it’s easy to make cracks about the concept, if you’ve ever had a doctor poking around your back forty, you know that it wouldn’t hurt for people in this line of work to have a better butt-side manner than many do. It’s not just a plastic butt mockup, it has fully integrated interactive software to help medical professionals learn to deal with the intimacy required for such procedures. Get the full backstory here.

Mobile Phone Buttbot

Ever wonder why your iPhone got all bent out of shape but your friend’s Samsung Galaxy S5  didn’t? It’s because Samsung had a butt robot, and Apple didn’t:

Shameless Self Promotion

I hesitate to use the term “plug” in this context, but if you’ve been sitting on some great idea for a butt robot of your own, perhaps my book can help put some hum in your bum:

Leisure Buttbots – Now With Twerk Action!

Okay, I have to confess that this isn’t the first thing that comes to mind when I think of leisure. But who am I to judge the pastimes of others? The actual website (no, we’re not linking to it) for the Topco Twerking Butt Deluxe is full of exhortations like “TWERK LIKE A PRO!” and “FEEL THE HEAT!”, explaining that “with a warming temperature of 98.6 degrees, it blurs the line between peak fantasy and passionate reality” and that it “may quite possibly be better than the real thing! Addiction is inevitable once you fully immerse yourself in the explosive experience.”

I don’t know if I really like the words “robot butt”, “immerse”, and “explosive” used in such close proximity, but what do you expect from PornHub, the people who brought us the Wankband, which uses the energy expended during your auto-erotic pursuits to charge your devices:

In any case, you can get your OWN Twerking Butt Deluxe on Amazon.

Leisure Butt On A Budget

On a budget? Maybe the Forum Novelties Foam Buns would suffice. While sacrificing many of the features of the “Twerking Butt Deluxe”, this little baby is considerably more affordable at only about three dollars:

In Development

I don’t even want to know who donated all the loot to help this fellow reach his $40,000 goal on IndieGogo. However, he DOES have a point, if you’re someone who actually uses these kinds of “leisure products”. Most of them are more or less dedicated to a single orifice, while the “3Fap” offers THREE of them. As he puts it: “If you’re still using this old stuff, your penis is in prison, and 3Fap is is your way out.”. Decide for yourself: