I’m wearing leather pants because it’s the only way to overthrow an oppressive regime with nothing but a sawed-off shotgun.

As in “I better put on some guyliner, I have a mandate.”

You can find support for just about ANY argument if you search long enough.

Useful when the product you’re selling is overpriced.

There’s one in every office.

If you shop long enough on Amazon, it will appear as a recommendation.

We’ve all fallen prey to it.