Amusing New Business Jargon for 2014

Deceptionist

If you’d like to suggest an addition to the list, you’ll have to talk to our deceptionist.

 

Wantrepreneur
Someone who is constantly sharing their latest startup idea, but still working double shifts at a hipster cafe

Ganjapreneur
Anyone creating a new business focused on hoping to cash in on marijuana deregulation.

Goldman Sacked
To unexpectedly get fired from that cool finance industry job that had turned you into such an asshole.

Debtcade
Pretty much every decade until the masses revolt, but specifically the debt strapped twenty-teens.

Deceptionist
That receptionist that seems specifically trained to block all attempts to connect with the company they work for.

Noobicle
The crappiest cubicle in the workspace, typically reserved for the newest hire.

Baldenfreude
Deriving satisfaction from watching white male businessmen lose their hair as they get wealthier.

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