At the rate this fellow is smoking the stuff, we doubt that it’s going to last eight days. But miracles have been known to happen. Just throw on some Dr. Dreidel, kick back, and by day eight, you probably won’t care. Which is good, because you’ll also be broke. On top of the cost of filling the bowls, you’ll need 700 bucks for the bong itself.

The perfect gift for your Chai Maintenance girlfriend?

Yeah, we know what you’re thinking: a terrible combination of bad puns, sexism, and cultural insensitivity. If so, maybe you should have a bong hit yourself. But seriously, if you really are offended by the cultural/sexual message of the shirt below (it’s not a sweater; it’s a shirt printed to look like a sweater). You’ll be pleased to know that Nordstrom’s pulled it from its shelves due to internet outrage. And if you’re not offended, you’ll be pleased to know that as of this writing, it’s still available on Amazon:

Maybe Nordstrom’s needs to chill out. They just had their worst day in fifteen years last week.