There Are Two Kinds of People In This World

Two kinds of people alarm

You may be familiar with Robert Benchley’s Law of Distinction, which states that “There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t.” If you’re a nerd, you might phrase this a little differently, as in “There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.” If you doubt the veracity of this basic claim, debate my cranky grampaw on the topic. He has always said “there are two kinds of people in the world, those who agree with me, and those who haven’t yet.”Or check out the visual evidence below…

Two kinds of people guest check


Two kinds of people toilet paper


Two kinds of people hand or fork


Two kinds of people menu prices

Okay, this one is probably men only:

Two kinds of people peeing

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