Start Your Week Fresh With The “Haribo Cleanse”

Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5 lbs

Given the name, you’d think they would gum up the works, but apparently Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears do just the opposite. We don’t know this from first-hand experience, we’re just trusting the reviews of the product, which is currently out of stock. And why wouldn’t it be, when the cost of a professional colon cleanse starts in the hundreds of dollars? This week’s Monday Metavator  is sure to get your rear in gear, but don’t take our word for it, just check out the Q&A’s and reviews. We’ve clipped a few for you below, but there are many more on the product page itself.

How many Inches Are In A Pound?

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If Not Sugar, Then What Makes Them Sweet?

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A Poultry Amount To Pay

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Ha. They said “Depends”.

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Well, It’s Cheaper Than Obamacare

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Some Reviews:

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