You’ve probably heard of Demotivators.com. You may have also experienced Monday Demotivators. There’s even an Instagram called Uninspirational. But in a post-life-coach era of meta-irony, we’re going to need something new. Every Monday for the next few weeks, we’ll be bringing you Monday Metavators. Because demotivation is sooooo 2008. We’re just getting warmed up. Stay tuned.

One thing that you may find as tiresome as we do is Venn Diagrams that explain the meaning of life. While we have to give a nod to some credibility in the original version of the Hedgehog graphic in Jim Collins’ Good to Great, we think there are other ways to present the concept: