For this week’s Monday Metavator, we look to the sage advice of Homer Simpson. It’s even available on a T-shirt!
“The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss. Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
“If you don’t like your job, you don’t go on strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.”
“Don’t struggle! You’ll only sink faster.”
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.”
“Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
Just D’oh It! T-Shirt
$26.99
100% Combed Ringspun Cotton pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage. 30 singles, a medium thread weight that’s not too thick or thin. 4.3 oz, the perfect weight to carry a graphic without feeling too heavy. Made in Mexico in a safe fair wage factory.
Design by RS7
Product Description
funny mashup
100% Combed Ringspun Cotton pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage. 30 singles, a medium thread weight that’s not too thick or thin. 4.3 oz, the perfect weight to carry a graphic without feeling too heavy. Made in Mexico in a safe fair wage factory.
Design by RS7
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Additional Information
| Binding | Apparel |
|---|---|
| Brand | TeePublic |
| Color | Asphalt |
| Department | mens |
| Label | TeePublic |
| Manufacturer | TeePublic |
| Model | 130492D1V19G79A23S11C |
| Size | L, Large |
