How you spend your time in the shower may have a greater impact on your day than you think.
How you spend your time in the shower may have a greater impact on your day than you think.
If the tables were turned, would the turkeys really seek revenge, or do people just enjoy dressing up as turkeys? Is “chooking” a verb? Do humans taste of chicken? Let’s find out.
We don’t know, and according to Hofstadter’s Law it will take forever to find the answer. Fun with fumblerules, antimetaboles, and the dreaded Russian Reversal.
Just in time for Adam Sandler’s updated “Hanukkah Song”, this might also be the perfect gift for your chai maintenance girlfriend (not available at Nordstrom’s).
But then, EVERY day is Black Cat Day, when you’re a black cat.
Duck Army and the Hail Satan Snowmen may sound like the lineup for an imaginary punk revival tour, but they are real. And they are terrifying. And now, they can be YOURS.
A lighthearted, quick visual guide to promoting and maintaining regional instability, global prejudice, and hatred. Work from home (if your home is in Washington DC) and make money while you do it!
Somewhere in the realm between Demotivators.com and Jack Handey lies…MONDAY METAVATORS
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