If You Really Loved Your Cat You’d Buy Them Things

Maybe your cat's tired of your ugly human mug. Fix that with the Black Jack The Cat Mask

Maybe your cat’s tired of your ugly human mug. Fix that with the Black Jack The Cat Mask

Let’s face it. When Caturday rolls around (which is every week), if you really loved cats, you’d buy gifts for yours. They don’t give a cat’s ass about animated GIFs of other cats doing stupid things; if you have a well-adjusted cat, you know the only thing they care about is themselves. We’re here to help, with some claw-some gift ideas for your kit-tay.

Litter Robot II Automatic Self Cleaning Litter Box

Litter Robot II Automatic Self Cleaning Litter Box

Even if your cat isn’t a secret member of the Sith Order, when “the force awakens” the death-star-like Litter Robot II lends a dramatic twist to their daily duty, and minimizes the associated mess.


Petmate Clean Step Litter Dome

Petmate Clean Step Litter Dome

If you like the Star Wars styling of the Litter Robot II, but don’t feel like spending a few hundred bucks to achieve it, the Petmate Clean Step Litter Dome is probably the answer.


Arm & Hammer Cat Litter Dash Button

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Either way, you know you’re always forgetting to buy cat litter until you’re the only one who doesn’t notice that your house smells like a barn. Always be prepared with the Arm & Hammer Cat Litter Dash Button


Aspen Pet Cool Flow Pet Fountain

Aspen Pet Cool Flow Pet Fountain

No, this isn’t a kitty urinal. If you’re the kind of person who forgets to change the litter, you probably also forget to water the poor creature. Avoid unexpected visits from social services agencies with the Aspen Pet Cool Flow Pet Fountain.


Petnet SmartFeeder

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To be honest, we’re not sure how this is much different from those self-dispensing units that rely on gravity, except that the Petnet SmartFeeder has a mobile phone app. Maybe it can call an Uber too or something.


Pet Snack Launcher by FinePet

Pet Snack Launcher by FinePet

Of course, if for some reason you prefer shooting food at your cat, the Pet Snack Launcher by FinePet is a much more economical solution.


Petcube Interactive Wi-Fi Pet Camera

Petcube Interactive Wi-Fi Pet Camera

We really have no idea why you’d want two-way audio and the ability to spy on your cat, but the Petcube Interactive Wi-Fi Pet Camera provides it. Have a nice chat cat.


Roomba 980

Roomba 980

Sure, you could spend less than 800 bucks on some other Roomba-like device for your cat to ride around on, but why would you want anything less than the Roomba 980 for your cat?


PAWZ Road Cat Leopard Print Tunnel

PAWZ Road Cat Leopard Print Tunnel

Yes, your cat would probably be just as happy with some cardboard boxes, but if you’re going to let your cat’s weird propensities dominate your living space, you may as well do it in style with the PAWZ Road Cat Leopard Print Tunnel.


Go Pet Club Cat Tree Condo House

Go Pet Club Cat Tree Condo House

When your cat’s done dominating your life in a dozen other ways all day, the Go Pet Club Cat Tree Condo House is a style-coordinated way for them to keep doing so while they unwind.


SmartyKat Skitter Critters Cat Toy Catnip Mice

SmartyKat Skitter Critters Cat Toy Catnip Mice

So your cat’s an addict. You could put yourself through the misery of an intervention, only to watch them relapse over and over again, or you could just give up and score them some SmartyKat Skitter Critters.


SOOKOO Interactive LED Light Pointer

SOOKOO Interactive LED Light Pointer

Maybe you already have a laser pointer, but do you have a cat paw shaped laser pointer? We doubt it. Remedy this oversight with the SOOKOO Paw Style Cat Catch the Interactive LED Light Pointer Exercise Chaser.


500 Plastic Black Twist Ties

500pcs 5" Plastic Black Twist Ties

Or face it. If your cat is like most cats, they’d be just as happy playing with some twist ties. Yes, you probably have some in a kitchen drawer, but are they fashionably black like the Sago Brothers twist ties?

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