Let’s face it. When Caturday rolls around (which is every week), if you really loved cats, you’d buy gifts for yours. They don’t give a cat’s ass about animated GIFs of other cats doing stupid things; if you have a well-adjusted cat, you know the only thing they care about is themselves. We’re here to help, with some claw-some gift ideas for your kit-tay.
Litter Robot II Automatic Self Cleaning Litter Box
Even if your cat isn’t a secret member of the Sith Order, when “the force awakens” the death-star-like Litter Robot II lends a dramatic twist to their daily duty, and minimizes the associated mess.
Petmate Clean Step Litter Dome
If you like the Star Wars styling of the Litter Robot II, but don’t feel like spending a few hundred bucks to achieve it, the Petmate Clean Step Litter Dome is probably the answer.
Arm & Hammer Cat Litter Dash Button
Either way, you know you’re always forgetting to buy cat litter until you’re the only one who doesn’t notice that your house smells like a barn. Always be prepared with the Arm & Hammer Cat Litter Dash Button
Aspen Pet Cool Flow Pet Fountain
No, this isn’t a kitty urinal. If you’re the kind of person who forgets to change the litter, you probably also forget to water the poor creature. Avoid unexpected visits from social services agencies with the Aspen Pet Cool Flow Pet Fountain.
Petnet SmartFeeder
To be honest, we’re not sure how this is much different from those self-dispensing units that rely on gravity, except that the Petnet SmartFeeder has a mobile phone app. Maybe it can call an Uber too or something.
Pet Snack Launcher by FinePet
Of course, if for some reason you prefer shooting food at your cat, the Pet Snack Launcher by FinePet is a much more economical solution.
Petcube Interactive Wi-Fi Pet Camera
We really have no idea why you’d want two-way audio and the ability to spy on your cat, but the Petcube Interactive Wi-Fi Pet Camera provides it. Have a nice chat cat.
Roomba 980
Sure, you could spend less than 800 bucks on some other Roomba-like device for your cat to ride around on, but why would you want anything less than the Roomba 980 for your cat?
PAWZ Road Cat Leopard Print Tunnel
Yes, your cat would probably be just as happy with some cardboard boxes, but if you’re going to let your cat’s weird propensities dominate your living space, you may as well do it in style with the PAWZ Road Cat Leopard Print Tunnel.
Go Pet Club Cat Tree Condo House
When your cat’s done dominating your life in a dozen other ways all day, the Go Pet Club Cat Tree Condo House is a style-coordinated way for them to keep doing so while they unwind.
SmartyKat Skitter Critters Cat Toy Catnip Mice
So your cat’s an addict. You could put yourself through the misery of an intervention, only to watch them relapse over and over again, or you could just give up and score them some SmartyKat Skitter Critters.
SOOKOO Interactive LED Light Pointer
Maybe you already have a laser pointer, but do you have a cat paw shaped laser pointer? We doubt it. Remedy this oversight with the SOOKOO Paw Style Cat Catch the Interactive LED Light Pointer Exercise Chaser.
500 Plastic Black Twist Ties
Or face it. If your cat is like most cats, they’d be just as happy playing with some twist ties. Yes, you probably have some in a kitchen drawer, but are they fashionably black like the Sago Brothers twist ties?