These gift ideas are perfect for your stock photo model friends you don’t actually have!
If (like me) you’re a hopeless schmuck who manages to roll into December 24th with a few names still not checked off that gift list, you have two basic options: 1) embark on a terrifying last-minute shopping spree during which you’ll encounter a panic-inducing combination of maddening crowds and anxiety over which stores will actually still be open, or 2) Pour another cup of coffee, grab another holiday cookie, and kick back in your jammies, calmly clicking a “buy now” button. We opted for the latter, and still had time to share these helpful links.
“But wait”, you say, “these are basically exploitative signup incentives for a major online retailer!”
To which I can only say “Yup!”
But really great values, not exploitative at all, and some of them are actually FREE!
Did you know that the twelve days of Christmas offer us 288 hours to get our shopping done? Of all the choices here, this is the quickest, easiest, no-brainer choice for finishing up your 287th hour shopping. Instantly deliverable by email, and available in any value you need, an Amazon Gift Card
is pretty much always welcome. If your intended recipient rejects it, WE’LL take it.
If you’ve shopped on Amazon any time over the last couple years, you’ve no doubt encountered the “Sign up for Prime, and get [INSERT SPECIAL OFFER]
” offer. Well, what are you waiting for
? I mean, if you’ve put it off yourself, thinking “there must be a hitch”, bully for you. But why deny someone you love the benefits? And what better way to try prime than with access to Prime Music
, which is the only music streaming service with free two-day shipping.
What do you mean
your giftee still doesn’t have a tablet for reading the Kindle title you’d like to give them? You can remedy that, you know. And without dropping 500 bucks for a comparable iOS or Android device. The Kindle options are diverse, and a top-of-the-line Fire Tablet
will give both Apple and Android a run for the money, at perhaps half the cost.