The holidays can be a time of shopping-induced stress fatigue, family drama, and excessive alcohol consumption. Why not throw some politics into the mix? Liven up any holiday party with these political “message” gifts.
Inktastic Vote Cruz 2016 Baby Bib
Tired of grandpa drooling in his diapers in the corner ranting about the constitution and how great Ted Cruz is while you try to eat? Hand him another PBR to shut him up and let this bib do the rest. If he still won’t shut up, slap this Cruz bumper sticker over his mouth.
Bernie’s Magical Panties
Spouse no longer falling for the old “not tonight honey, I have a headache” line? Bernie Sanders’ likeness should put the kibosh on any frisky forays your significant other had in mind, especially combined with the weird implication of “feeling the bern”.
If there’s a cork in it, Bill will gladly help you pull it out. Having spent most of his career screwing things and unscrewing things, he’s guaranteed to get the job done. We know, he’s not a candidate, but if Hillary is elected, he WILL be the first First Ladies Man.