Why Venn Diagrams are Useless for New Year’s Resolutions

“New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.”

For this week’s Monday Metavator, we’re going to keep it brief. You’re going to be busy this week; you only have four days to stop eating and drinking so much, hit the gym, and start saving money like you said you would 361 days ago. We just want to point out how your behavior has made it impossible for us to create a useful Venn Diagram explaining it:

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