Had A Bad Week? Hit The Rage Room

Rage Room

Condescending boss, incompetent co-workers, nagging spouse or children finally triggering your rage disorder? Or maybe they just messed up your drive-through order or dry cleaning again. Whatever it is that flipped your rage switch, “rage rooms” are all the rage, from Toronto to Texas. For the price – which ranges from 1-5 dollars an hour – it beats the hell out of therapy, but we don’t know that going and smashing things when you’re angry is actually the path to dealing with your anger issues. Besides, if you really just wanna smash or hit things, an aluminum bat or punching bag is all you really need. That’s why we’ve highlighted some alternative anger management products further below.

Anger Room – Dallas, Texas

Although the normal thing to do in Texas when you’re angry is to shoot your friend in the face, The Anger Room in Dallas offers a different solution.

Rage Room – Toronto, Canada

We actually didn’t know Canadians were capable of anger, so maybe the Rage Room in Toronto is for tourists.

But like we said, who needs a special room to smash things? Why not just smash things at home with a Veroda Aluminum bat? It’s cheap, fashionably black, and says “BAT” on it in case you forget what it is. Don’t beat US with it though, we’re honestly not saying you’re stupid by recommending Anger Management for Dummies. IT’S JUST A BOOK, okay? Now go play with your punchbag and chill out, will ya?
 

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