Monday Metavators – Back to School Edition

 
Remember those disturbing children’s books your mum read to you as a child to teach you about cynicism, irony, satire, and parody? Neither do we! Now’s your chance to fix all that, by reading your OWN kids to sleep with timeless classics like “Dead Whales Can’t Wave Back” and “LET’S EAT: Like a Carny”!
 
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Probably more disturbing than the parodies is the fact that it’s hard to tell them from real books!

 

 
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