It’s time again to stick your thumb in your punt and get crackin’ on that annulus!
It’s time again to stick your thumb in your punt and get crackin’ on that annulus!
But what exactly IS Kwanzaa, anyway? An FBI conspiracy, as she claims? Let’s ask some black people.
Let’s take a moment to honor the brave men and women who give the last full measure of their soul for us all each year.
You probably thought that since it’s literally the day before Christmas, we’d knock it off with the gift ideas. ARE YOU KIDDING? We’re not done shopping OURSELVES.
Plotted on a chart, that is. Some amusing Christmas graphs and charts.
…Turkey shoots YOU!
If the tables were turned, would the turkeys really seek revenge, or do people just enjoy dressing up as turkeys? Is “chooking” a verb? Do humans taste of chicken? Let’s find out.
Just in time for Adam Sandler’s updated “Hanukkah Song”, this might also be the perfect gift for your chai maintenance girlfriend (not available at Nordstrom’s).
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