There Are Two Kinds of Voters: Stupid Ones, Stupider Ones, and More Stupider Ones

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This election cycle has highlighted a big flaw in the whole Red vs Blue paradigm: it never really has been about conservative vs. liberal. In our hearts, we’ve all always known that Obama and Clinton are really Reagan-era Republicans in disguise. No, what it’s really all about is how smart or stupid you are, and whether or not you’re just ape-shit crazy.

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