Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. PRESIDENT DOMALD LOCH NESS TROMP POUNDS AMERICA’S BUTT Pibbles Pooch is a young, hotshot journalist with Bowling Bones Magazine, who’s just started his week on the presidential campaign trail with the notorious billionaire, Domald Tromp. But things immediately get off to a rocky start when Domald tells another journalist that he’s fired, and then proceeds to throw him off of the plane mid-flight. Not surprisingly, the candidate’s approval ratings go through the roof. Soon enough, things are going from bad to worse when Pibbles receives some top secret information about the real Domald Tromp, a man who may or may not actually be the Loch Ness Monster, and who may or may not be craving a lustful encounter within Pibbles’ tight butthole. PHARMA BRO POUNDED IN THE BUTT BT T-REX COMEDIAN BILL MURKY AND A CLAN OF TRICERATOPS RAPPERS TRYING TO GET THEIR ALBUM BACK After raising the prices on his life saving drugs to outrageous heights, notorious “Pharma Bro” Marky Sharky has come to terms with his title as the most hated man in America. At least he still has his one-of-a-kind, two million dollar album from dinosaur rap group, The Yu-Bang Clan. But when Marky receives a frantic call from his lawyer about a wild gay stipulation in the album’s fine print, things take a turn for the unexpected. Soon Marky is being seduced by T-Rex comedian Bill Murky, as well as the whole Yu-Bang Clan, and the ownership of his favorite album hangs in the balance. With all of these hot dinosaur celebs around, can Marky resist his own hardcore anal urges? DINOSAUR MAGICIANS PINN AND TUCKER MAKE THEIR WIENERS DISAPPER IN MY BUTT When Larb and his bro arrive in Las Vegas on their guy’s trip, they expect to get into a little trouble; namely gambling, drinking and banging chicks. But nothing can prepare Larb for what happens when he lays his eyes on a massive billboard for the Pinn and Tucker magic show. Suddenly overwhelmed with gay attraction to these handsome dinosaur entertainers, Larb finds himself searching for excuses to ditch his bro and see the show. Soon, that excuse comes in the form of a chance meeting with the dinosaur himself, Pinn the T-rex. Now Larb finds himself front and center at a VIP magic experience that he will never forget, culminating in an explicit final act as Pinn and Tucker vanish their cocks deep within Larb’s butthole.
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