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Donald Talking Pen – 8 Different Sayings

$14.95 (as of August 26, 2016, 9:50 pm)

PRESS TRUMP'S HAIR, HEAR HIM TALK! Includes 8 different sayings in Trump's real voice! Fantastic audio quality-you'll think Trump is actually in the room with you!
THE HILARIOUS POWER OF DONALD TRUMP IS IN YOUR HAND! Just click the pen and listen to Trump pump you up! Funny gag gift for both Democrats and Republicans. Funny for Fathers Day!
REAL & UNCENSORED! No voice actors here-this is the real and uncensored Trump at his boldest, brashest and funniest! Unique political joke gifts or office manager gift.

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Product Description

The Greatest Presidential Talking Pen God Ever Created!

When you play this hilarious Donald Trump Talking Pen for friends and family, you’ll be the center of attention. Just like Donald! Simply press down on his famous hair and he’ll tell you exactly how to make America great again!

This highly collectible Donald Trump Talking Pen features a beautifully sculpted head that captures “The Donald” in all his glory. The pen says 8 different lines in Trump’s real voice:

1. “I will be the greatest President that God ever created.”

2. “Look – I’m REALLY rich.”

3. “I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”

4. “I don’t wear a toupee. It’s my hair. I swear.”

5. “I love China. I just sold an apartment for fifteen million dollars to somebody from China.”

6. “Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.”

7. “We will have so much winning if I get elected, that you may get bored with winning.”

8. “I think I am a nice person. People that know me, like me.”

Each pen comes with replaceable batteries included, which means the laughs will continue long after the votes have been counted. You’ll be blown away by the state-of-the-art sound quality of this pen!

Great stocking stuffer and collectible gift for the politically minded.

There is a very limited quantity of these Donald Trump Talking Pens™ Don’t miss your opportunity to own this highly collectible piece of presidential history. Click “ADD TO CART” now and Donald Trump will be on his way to your home by helicopter to make your life great again.

PRESS TRUMP’S HAIR, HEAR HIM TALK! Includes 8 different sayings in Trump’s real voice! Fantastic audio quality-you’ll think Trump is actually in the room with you!
THE HILARIOUS POWER OF DONALD TRUMP IS IN YOUR HAND! Just click the pen and listen to Trump pump you up! Funny gag gift for both Democrats and Republicans. Funny for Fathers Day!
REAL & UNCENSORED! No voice actors here-this is the real and uncensored Trump at his boldest, brashest and funniest! Unique political joke gifts or office manager gift.
THE GREATEST DONALD TRUMP GIFT GOD EVER CREATED! You’ve seen other office gifts like the Hillary Nut Cracker, Donald Trump Toilet Paper, Donald Trump Doll, and other adult gag gifts for the office. Now experience one of the funniest 2016 presidential political gifts and novelty gifts.
REPLACEABLE BATTERIES INCLUDED IN EACH PEN! Winners aren’t losers, and these novelty pens will keep talking for many years after Trump wins the 2016 presidential nomination!

Additional Information

Binding

Toy

Brand

Hillary Laughing Pen

EAN

8193686000326

EANList

8193686000326

ItemDimensions

100, hundredths-inches, 900, hundredths-inches, 13, hundredths-pounds, 425, hundredths-inches

Label

Green Straw LLC

Manufacturer

Green Straw LLC

ManufacturerMinimumAge

72, months

MPN

600032

PackageDimensions

220, hundredths-inches, 960, hundredths-inches, 20, hundredths-pounds, 450, hundredths-inches

PackageQuantity

1

PartNumber

600032

ProductGroup

Toy

ProductTypeName

TOYS_AND_GAMES

Publisher

Green Straw LLC

Studio

Green Straw LLC

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