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FlushTrump Donald Trump Toilet Paper

$19.99 (as of August 26, 2016, 9:52 pm)

Only Donald Trump Toilet Paper with a Funny Full Color Gift Box
Original Pop Art Inspired “Disgusting” art on the box and every sheet of toilet paper
Made with 100% 2 ply wood pulp, All Natural

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Product Description

Do Donald Trump’s Speeches Give You Explosive Diarrhea?

Finally! The Solution! Introducing Flush Trump Toilet Paper

The Only Way to Truly Dump on Trump! Here at Flush Trump HQ, we understand how you feel when Donald takes the podium.

That rumbling of indigestion…

The gag reflex that’s on the brink…

Your huddled masses are yearning to breathe free…

You’re waiting for the terror attack about to reap destruction on your American Standard!

Here at FLUSH TRUMP HQ, we want you to know that you’re not alone. Studies show that, among college educated adults, inflammatory bowels are inextricably linked to inflammatory speech.

So let us help you cope with your condition…

Don’t turn to those over-the-counter remedies at your local grocer…

Sure, they’ll provide momentary relief, but they won’t treat the root of the problem…

That’s why we’ve developed the perfect solution for you…

A product guaranteed to settle your stomach and put a smile on your face.

It’s called Flush Trump toilet paper, and it’s the perfect way to relax after a day of passive aggressive political arguments at your workplace.

Flush Trump toilet paper is made of 100% 2 ply wood pulp, and comes packaged in a full-color gift box with a funny pop art design.

Give it to a Democrat, Republican or any reasonable person in your life!
Only Donald Trump Toilet Paper with a Funny Full Color Gift Box
Original Pop Art Inspired “Disgusting” art on the box and every sheet of toilet paper
Made with 100% 2 ply wood pulp, All Natural
Real images of our product in our listing (Competition uses computer generated images)
Only original Donald Trump Toilet Paper design 100% created by us. Looking for a political collectible? Don’t buy a copy buy an original

Additional Information

Binding

Toy

Brand

FlushTrump

EAN

0643303880711

EANList

0643303880711

Genre

Party

ItemDimensions

394, hundredths-inches, 394, hundredths-inches, 35, hundredths-pounds, 413, hundredths-inches

Label

Funny.Gifts

Manufacturer

Funny.Gifts

ManufacturerMinimumAge

144, months

MPN

LYSB01AWHB04K-TOYS

NumberOfItems

1

PackageDimensions

420, hundredths-inches, 430, hundredths-inches, 35, hundredths-pounds, 420, hundredths-inches

PackageQuantity

1

PartNumber

LYSB01AWHB04K-TOYS

ProductGroup

Toy

ProductTypeName

TOYS_AND_GAMES

Publisher

Funny.Gifts

Studio

Funny.Gifts

UPC

643303880711

UPCList

643303880711

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