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The Hillary Nutcracker

$33.95 (as of May 14, 2016, 3:35 pm) & FREE Shipping. Details

Nine-inch tall, fully functional, resin nutcracker with amazing likeness of Hilary Clinton
Stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell
Stands upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring

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Product Description

Is America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world’s most unique nutcracker…Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.
Nine-inch tall, fully functional, resin nutcracker with amazing likeness of Hilary Clinton
Stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell
Stands upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring
Guaranteedto be the talk of any Party
Hand wash recommended
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Additional Information

Binding

Kitchen

Brand

CSB Commodities

CatalogNumberList

HCN1

Color

Multi-color

Department

Cookware

EAN

0682116701011

EANList

0682116701011, 0787543800136

ItemDimensions

1150, hundredths-inches, 600, hundredths-inches, 1, pounds, 225, hundredths-inches

Label

CSB Commodities

Manufacturer

CSB Commodities

Model

HCN1

MPN

664-001

NumberOfItems

1

PackageDimensions

230, hundredths-inches, 1150, hundredths-inches, 50, hundredths-pounds, 610, hundredths-inches

PackageQuantity

1

PartNumber

664-001

ProductGroup

Kitchen

ProductTypeName

Kitchen

Publisher

CSB Commodities

Studio

CSB Commodities

UPC

682116701011

UPCList

682116701011, 787543800136

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