It’s getting dirty out there. These TrumpAche towels will clean any surface, including the biggest baby bottom and the biggest baby tears. Soft and absorbent, these wipes can also be used as cold or hot compresses. They are great for travel. Why buy gag toilet paper when you can have a unique, reusable gift that will last through the silly season and beyond. 100% guarantee. Buy extra for emergencies.
• Fed-up with political B.S.? Make you feel dirty? TrumpAche washcloths clean the worst flim-flam.
• Headache from politicians’ whining? Soak washcloth or heat in microwave for cold or hot compress.
• Tired of politicians acting like babies? TrumpAche cloths guaranteed to work on the biggest babies
• Planning a trip? China? Mexico? TrumpAche washcloths are perfect for any on-the-go cleaning needs.
• Great gag gift for Democrat, Republican or Independent. All wrapped up with a white ribbon.